Thanks to wiseass.org for the picture and instructions.
Bullshit Protector flaps are a great way to protect yourself from punditry bullshit and spin spewed by the marketing intelligentsia. It was inspired by Bill Moyer, a 73 year old vet, who was seen wearing the flaps over his ears in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Here’s how to make your own set of flaps:
Step 1 — cut out ear slots first
Step 2 — cut out bullshit deflectors
Step 3 — place over earlobes
No need to thank me. That’s what this blog is here for.
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Pure genius!
These are great, though they don’t seem to go down too well in meetings