Thanks to wiseass.org for the picture and instructions.

Bullshit Protector flaps are a great way to protect yourself from punditry bullshit and spin spewed by the marketing intelligentsia. It was inspired by Bill Moyer, a 73 year old vet, who was seen wearing the flaps over his ears in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Here’s how to make your own set of flaps:

Step 1 — cut out ear slots first

Step 2 — cut out bullshit deflectors

Step 3 — place over earlobes

No need to thank me. That’s what this blog is here for.